Confession is good for the soul, go ahead and unburden yourself! I promise I won’t judge.
Oh Lordy - here we go! I think my biggest beauty sin is that I don't have a skin care routine.
Honestly. Hot water, soap - done. It's not that I don't WANT to, I really, really do, it's just that nothing seems to work with my skin. Occasionally something does work, but the effect is so minimal it seems a waste of time! I only started looking after my hair this year after torturing it consistently for at least five - bleaching, dying, crazy hair cuts, dreads...You name it, I've done it, I'm honestly surprised I still actually have hair! I never wear sun cream, even though I know the effects of the Sun are awful for the skin, I'm just lazy and forget - I don't even think we have any in the house.
There, don’t you feel better now?
* Pulls off a few dead ends* Hmm...
Aunty Brown has a few more questions though; it’s true that I’m the nosy type.
When was the last time you visited the hairdresser?
About four years ago! That seems terrible, right? Well, last time I went it was to have my head shaved. I'd had enough of my unruly, frizzy, dry hair and thought, 'Sod it, I'll get a mohawk.' The poor hairdresser was terrified and had to ask her manager for the 'Okay'! About a week later I bleached my hair again and dyed it green...because...y'know...who doesn't want a green mohawk at the start of college?! It was easy to maintain myself so I never went back, now I'm growing it out I'll soon need a professional restyle, though!
Which bit of beauty trickery couldn’t you live without?
EYEBROWS. Well, my eyebrows kit - tweezers, dark brown eyeshadow, eyebrow pens and small angle brushes. My eyebrows are honestly the most complimented part of me haha. I'm eyebrow obsessed. I think it stemmed from my year 6 teacher, who had eyebrows shaped like hockey sticks. I was only about 9/ 10, but remember always thinking 'Why are your eyebrows like that? They look silly.' If it were socially acceptable, I'd walk around town fixing people's eyebrows for them in the street.
|Erm, so I'm guessing now isn't a good time to talk about my new brows.........|
Have you ever left the house knowingly wearing the wrong shade of foundation?
Ha, oh yes. A 'from the bottle' match to my skin doesn't seem to exist, so I always buy foundations to mix. Occasionally the mixes I make are a little too light or a little too dark, but so long as they're not absolutely ridiculous I'll still wear it! Sometimes I forget I'm wearing fake tan, too, so I'll mix my normal foundation colour, apply, see myself in a full length mirror and think 'Sweet Jesus! What's up with my face?!'
What’s the oldest item of makeup in your collection?
A Collection 2000 lipgloss my mum bought it for me along with some eyeshadow and mascara when I was around 11. That's eight (almost nine) years ago! At the time, I didn't have the vaguest interest in make-up and thought it was only for women who thought they were ugly. I found it an offensive gift, I thought she was hinting at me that I was a hideous child who needed to be prettier. Who in their right mind gives an 11 year old tomboy make-up as a gift?! If I ever have a daughter, I'm never springing a make-up kit on them as a gift when they're that young. Not just because they wont need it - but because that kit made me feel like I must be the ugliest little girl in the world. I never used it, it smelt like mint and was an awful frosty shade of pink - I guess I just keep it for 'First piece of make-up' sentimental value.
This confessional made me giggle and cry. I was amazingly sad for your young self feeling like a gift of makeup was a hint that you weren't pretty enough. It's a good lesson for me as a Mummy, I would hate to accidentally make any of my children that way. Thank you so much for sharing.
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